For some time I have been wondering about the various available options after my MBA.
Marketing: The art of selling junk, semi-junk and at times a usable product as well.
Consultancy: Writing crap and masquerading it in such a manner that your client feels that he has been endowed with pearls of wisdom.
Finance: The art and science of creating mathematical models which obfuscate the truth beyond recognition, thereby ensuring that you keep getting richer while your clients file for bankruptcy.
Systems: Similar to marketing, but a pre-requisite for this job is a thick skin.
Operations: Actual work, for a change.
I hope some Operations firms turn up at my college. At least then I will have a shot at earning my wages.
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You want to work! My, you have changed.
ReplyDeleteBut the universe doesn't want me to work. Not more than 2-3 operations companies will turn up at our college.
ReplyDeleteSo my best guess is that I would end up in marketing/systems.